So it’s been a while since I have blogged!  How is it nearly Christmas?!  Well I thought it’s about time we indulge in some festive cheer so I have found some cracking jokes below…oh and I have posted some lyrics to a song just in case you feel the need to get up and sing your heart out!  As always, ‘Like’ the post and comment if you think you have any better jokes to rival the ones below….

Enjoy Ms Brock’s December blog

Christmas Jokes…

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?

Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear. Ben Miller

What do lions sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!

When is a boat like a pile of snow? When it’s adrift.

How do snowmen get around? On their icicles.

What does Santa call reindeer that don’t work? Dinner.

What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney? Santaclaustrophobia

Christmas Riddles…

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures. What is the purpose of reindeer? It makes the grass grow, sweetie. There were two ships. One was painted red. One was painted blue. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and asked, ‘Did you get my drift?’ Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giant’s fingers. Christmas: The time of year when everyone gets Santamental. What is a webmaster’s favourite hymn? Oh, dot com all ye faithful

The Great Christmas Sandwich Debate!

For the last two weeks, Christmas sandwiches have been the subject of many conversations in the office.  I personally am obsessed with the PRET Christmas sandwich and rate it a whopping 9.5…..

Who has had one?  What rating would you give?  If you think there’s a better one out there then comment below as I will go and buy it!

Finally….a Christmas song to get you in the mood

“Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town”

You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I’m telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town Santa Claus is coming to town Santa Claus is coming to town

He’s making a list, Checking it twice; Gonna find out who’s naughty or nice. Santa Claus is coming to town Santa Claus is coming to town Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees you when you’re sleeping He knows when you’re awake He knows if you’ve been bad or good So be good for goodness sake

With little tin horns and little toy drums Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums Santa Claus is coming to town Santa Claus is coming to town Santa Claus is coming to town

Here’s a pic from a recent Christmas social with Chris in a particularly festive jumper

Merry Christmas !