Guest Blogger Colin – Conference Time
Monday, 30th November 2009
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5/10/09 Thirteenth Week
Monday was the Company Conference at Wembley; we got there around 11 and arrived to a variety of packed lunches and a long wall of Xboxes with the latest games and pre-release’s ready for us to trial. The day kicked off around 12 with 2000 MS employees filing into the main conference hall. George Alagiah from the 6 o’clock news was our host for the day and he turned out not only to be a great orator but also a very amusing man with a sharp wit for all the days’ speakers. We had ‘thank you’s’ for making it through hard times, what to expect from Microsoft in the near and distant future and enthusing speeches from the various segments within Microsoft. The highlight of the day however and what most people were there to see was the closing speech from the CEO of Microsoft Steve Ballmer.
This was a man who was handpicked by Bill Gates to take on the reins of Microsoft when he stepped back. He’d been at Microsoft for over 25 years, he was at one time the 15th employee to be employed by Microsoft and now he was in charge of arguably the largest, best known company in world history. He is now worth in excess of $10bn and has the ear of global leaders and power brokers around the world. One of the most powerful men on the planet was no more than 15m from me and he was losing his nut! This guy is crazy, people had stayed to see this man because his stage presence is legendary (honestly YouTube him). Not only is he clearly a very intelligent man but also a very entertaining speaker, when he left the stage I doubt there was a single person left in the room who was not enthused by what Microsoft does.

In the evening we had entertainment laid on in the bar and conference room downstairs, this consisted of a stage where people could get up to sing on the latest ‘Lips’ edition of the Xbox game. The group of interns I was with managed to grab a table that was front and centre of the stage. We proceeded to make full use of the free bar and copious amounts of food. Things took a turn for the better with the decidedly average karaoke ‘wannabes’ off and replaced with a cracking line up of comedians. Dara O’Briain first, Sean Lock followed and Jason Manford closed. Being as we were right at the front the interns had the piss taken out of us most of the evening which was very funny. The evening closed with a constant flow of drunken geeks, managers and muppets pretending they were Paul McCartney on ‘Beetles, the Cock Band’. FYI the Managing Director got 97% on vocals for hey Jude, business as well as musical flare!
I stayed at a hotel with a mate close to Wembley Monday evening after visiting the… interesting, nightlife of Wembley. My mate was in the events team and i had been asked by an ex member of the Server team to help out with odd jobs at the conference Microsoft was holding for IT Professional to show off Windows 7 and other more technical applications. It was a great day and we got to use of the boxes that Microsoft lease which was pretty cool. In the evening I stayed on for some drinks in the press box with some of the more senior influencers that had attended the day’s event. It was another great networking opportunity and nice to speak to senior people from outside Microsoft. That evening I went for dinner with 2 colleagues at their hotel, when we pulled up in the car park it was full of luxury and super cars. Needless to say when we sat down to dinner we felt a little out of place in our Microsoft/Wembley branded football shirts we’d worn for the day’s event! We had a few drinks and laughed it off rounding off 2 great days.
I had the choice to stay for a 3rd day at Wembley which I would have loved but I had to get back to the office for a deep dive session on Oracle our closest competitor for the product I market, SQL Server. We looked at how we thought they planned to approach the market and what we were doing to ensure people chose SQL instead of Oracle. On Thursday I continued with my projects and on Friday I worked out of the office as I had to be in Nottingham Friday night.
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